“I like my women like I like my coffee – burning out the eyes of my enemies.”

I came up with this a few months ago. It’s on my Facebook and Twitter. Wanted to give it a more permanent home here.

What are some of your favorite “like my coffee” jokes?

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7 thoughts on ““Like I like my coffee…”

  1. Bob Bonsall

    I like my women like I like my coffee – strong, dark and sweet.

    And one I heard from a comic many years ago – “I like my coffee like I like my women – black with a slice of prune danish on the side.”

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      1. Bob Bonsall

        I’ll be around more soon. One more paper to write and then my life is my own again. Razzin’ frazzin’ research papers… stupid Renaissance…

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