Category Archives: My Work

Forthcoming: They Keep Killing Glenn

Just sold “For Whom the Bell LOLs,” a short story about a social media algorithm that makes friends with a Russian missile satellite. The anthology will be available in July 2018 from Peter David and Crazy 8 Press.

The submission call was a result of joke at a convention panel, when someone suggested they take all the ideas for how to kill Glenn and turn them into an anthology. The audience responded with, “I’d read that.” Glenn Hauman graciously agreed, and here we are.

Many thanks to Peter David and Crazy 8 Press. Thanks also to Joe Gergis, who helped me with the technical language.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Introduction
They Keep Killing Me: A Foreword of Last Words
The Killing Croak by David Gerrold
The Look on Your Face by David Mack
Revenge of the Clipper Kin by Joe Corallo
“Is it You?” by Bob Greenberger
The Hardwicke Files: The Case of Hauman’s Comet by Russ Colchamiro
House Hunting by Keith R.A. DeCandido
Patient Zero by Dean Scott
Buried in Books by Mary Fan
The Case of the Industrial Revolution by Kathleen O’Shea David
For Whom the Bell LOLs by Setsu Uzume
Too Damn Tall by Lorraine J. Anderson
DuckBob: All In by Aaron Rosenberg
R is for Roadster by Blair Learn
The Long and the Short of It by Brett Hudgins
Marathon by S. Brady Calhoun
For Cockeysville by Michael Jan Friedman
Rhino by Amy Lewanski
Waking Things by Jenifer Purcell Rosenberg
The Day of Killing Endlessly by Paul Kupperberg
That’s All, Folks by Peter David

 

Here’s how the sausage was made:

When I sent in the manuscript, the editor’s response was, “what did you send me? Is this the right file? Glenn’s name doesn’t seem to be in it.” In keeping with the story’s tone, Glenn is referred to by his Facebook account number.

Glenn also frequently posts/shares articles about the egregious misuse of guns with the comment, “Today in Responsible Gun Ownership, [person A] [uses a gun] and [it goes poorly].”

The other story I pitched, about a cursed hovercat out for blood, has yet to be written.

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Forthcoming: Sword and Sonnet

Sword & Sonnet

Sword & Sonnet is coming in 2018!

The project editors are Aidan Doyle, Rachael K. Jones and E. Catherine Tobler. As well as having editorial experience with PodCastle and Shimmer, they’re also award-nominated writers. The stunning cover art is by Vlada Monakhova.

For publication news and information on how to order, check out their website.

My story, She Calls Down the Future in the Footprints Left Behind, is about a tribe of steppe raiders that get really high before each fight so their seer can predict how it will go. Then they attack the village where she was born.

This is my third pro-rate sale, which opens some doors and closes others. Here’s how the sausage was made:

Having read the editors’ work for a few years now, I had a sense of editorial taste, and an idea of how the story would go long before I sat down to write. It’s unusual for things to go so smoothly, and I’m savoring the luck while I have it.

Per the recommended reading, Shimmer tends toward lush and lovely language regardless of the subject matter. Also, figures like Sei Shōnagon conjure a sense of  erudition found at the height of civilized societies. I didn’t really feel I could do justice to these prompts, but I do love sword and sorcery. Maybe there’d be something in oral traditions and earlier forms that could fit.

I had thought about how to write the seer (ultimately named Naicto) for weeks, trying to work out how her powers functioned and possible plot consequences. The original plan was that she’d have to get to know all the fighters really well in order to record their deeds accurately (and consult with the chief who would live and die, then read out the prediction like an epic poem); but those elements felt too involved to work at this length.

With the deadline coming up, I wrote the first half of the story on a Saturday morning, got stuck, figured out how to fix it while taking a shower (don’t watch the fight from afar, do the reveal in the middle of the fight!), then wrote the second half that afternoon. I gave myself more room for poetic language than usual, because the plot itself was simple. A reread or two, and off it went.

The result was a speculative spin on drummers, psychoactive drug rituals described in books like Food of the Gods, and the transition from an oracular culture to a pragmatic one — learning from the past rather than chasing the future.

It’s not a poet’s tale, but just as every computer has a knapped stone in its ancestry, every poetic form began as a wordless rhythm and a need to remember.

While the drums in most Stabbing Westward songs certainly capture the mood of this story, here’s what I had on repeat while I was working. I love the drums, and most especially the way her voice frays when she belts at full volume.

Forthcoming: Tales from the Magician’s Skull

Anthology announcement: Tales From the Magician’s Skull!

If you enjoyed the world of “For Honor, For Waste,” I’ve got another short story coming out that takes place on the same continent.

Rather than the soldier’s tale of Rohnaq and friends, we’ll be introducing a new city, new laws, new mages, and their bloody quest for power and freedom.

My story, “Break Them on the Drowning Stones,” will be forthcoming in this pulpy ‘zine on June 15, 2018 from Goodman Games. Pre-order today!

Signal Horizon reviews “Jamcoi”

“Violence that isn’t designed to drive us apart but designed bring us together.”

Signal Horizon was kind enough to review a story I read for Pseudopod called “Jamcoi,” by J.M. McDermott, a tale about feast-prep for the holidays.

Fun fact, “Jamcoi” was challenging to record because
1, I couldn’t stop laughing
2, my stomach kept growling, and
3, I had to find the right balance between horrified screaming and not blowing out the recording levels.

All hails to Pseudopod and the inimitable J.M. McDermott for putting together this story. Thank you, and happy feasting.

“Drowning Stones” sold to Goodman Games

Just signed a short story over to Goodman Games! It’ll be featured in Tales From the Magician’s Skull #2, which should be available this summer.
To a mage, water carries memories. Wine conveys the fears of those who made it. Rain whispers the darkest secrets of a city. Gatja may only use her gifts in service to the Order; or her magic will rip her mind apart.
To a mage, stone carries power. Bones in the earth teach legacy. Lines in the sand dictate who lives and who dies; but Riad can no longer tell friend from enemy. Riad’s family begs the Order for aid, and they send Gatja to assess and solve the problem.
If only his family hadn’t murdered hers.
This story was inspired by, and written while listening to, Í Tokuni by Faroese singer, Eivør.
It’s my understanding that embedded links are copyright infringement, so here’s a link to the video on YouTube. Check it out, and enjoy!

Archon 41: Come Say Hello!

The flying castle will be dropping me off in your realm this fall to attend Archon 41! Women and nonbinary authors, please be sure to submit your original (no reprint) stories for Artemis Rising before you head out, as our submission window will close on Sept 30.

Sept 29 – Oct 1, 2017
archonstl.org
Gateway Convention Center and DoubleTree Hotel
Collinsville, IL

This convention promises the usual from me — religion, fighting, and the inescapable lure of human darkness — capped off on Sunday with a reading chock-full of all three. Come say hello!

Friday

The Cinematic Wonder Woman’s Badass Predecessors
20:00 – 20:50, Illini A (Gateway Center)

A discussion celebrating Ripley, Xena, Buffy, and more.  Why do we love women who kick butt?
What a question.
With Claire Ashgrove, Tom Stockman, and Ethan Nahté

Saturday

Alternate Religions
11:00 – 11:50, Salon 4 (Gateway Center)
An open and respectful look at real-life alternate or non-mainstream religions.
I’ll be moderating, with Christine Amsden, Ms Joy Ward, and Walt Boyes

Writing Modern-Day Monsters
12:00 – 12:50, Marquette A (Gateway Center)
Discuss what a “modern-day monster” is (or can be), and how to write an effective one.
With Mr Michales Joy, and Guy Anthony De Marco

Recurring Themes in Speculative Science Fiction
16:00 – 16:50, Marquette B (Gateway Center)

Speculative fiction has become more and more popular in recent years.  Come participate in a discussion on themes in spec lit and what’s on the horizon.
I’m moderating (the fantasist snuck in! Shh!), with Celine Chatillon, Dr Pamela Gay, and Tom Carpenter

Comparative Mythology
19:00 – 19:50, Illini A (Gateway Center)

How do myths from different cultures compare?  What are some recurring themes?  What myths seem to be culturally unique?
I’m moderating, with Michael Benjamin, Lloyd Kropp, Walt Boyes, and Kasey Mackenzie

 

Sunday

Short-Story Podcasting for Writers, Readers, and Voice Actors
10:00 – 10:50, Salon 6 (Gateway Center)

Escape Artists represent — woop woop!  Podcasts are a huge opportunity to publish and listen to short fiction, and engage with the fan community. They can also provide an avenue into audio book narration and voice acting. Join us to discuss the podcasts we love, how to build a recording setup, and the path to publication.
With the ever-brilliant Benjamin C. Kinney of Escape Pod

Making Friends in Fandom
13:00 – 13:50, Illini A (Gateway Center)

It’s hard to make new friends, but it’s easier when you have common interests. Get tips on how to make friends as adults.
With Mrs. Susan Baugh, Cindi Gille-Rowley, Tom Meserole, Steve Lopata

Author Readings with David Benem and Setsu Uzume
14:00 – 14:50, Cahokian (Gateway Center)
Tag-teaming with David Benem

 

Narrating Outside My Comfort Zone

PseudoPod 537: A World of Bones by Brian Trent went live on April 7.

When you audition to be a narrator for Escape Artists, we ask for a bit of information. Experience, languages, and dialects are all important; but so is knowing which material you’d consider off-limits. Forcing a performance sucks, both for the narrator and for the audience — and we’d never want our narrators to read anything they feel uncomfortable with. Some narrators prefer not to read sex, some graphic violence, some prefer to stay away from particular themes, and some are down for anything.

I generally decline graphic content, but this story gave me a chance to push those boundaries out a bit. Brian wrote a great, evocative tale, and I’m grateful to him and PseudoPod for giving me this chance to grow as a performer. Turns out I’m far more convincing as an ancient creeper than a heroine.

Shocking, I know.

While I am proud of this one, I will not be telling my parents about it. Lame, I know, but it’s a big step for me.

Here is some of my other voice work. I’ll keep updating the Narration page.

 

Beneath Ceaseless Skies

StarShipSofa

KatanaPen

Pseudopod

Escape Pod

PodCastle